All leftists have agreed to move to California!   California has agreed to secede and has renamed itself – People’s Utopia of Settlers and Suckers (PUSS for short).

Trump has negotiated that the Mexican wall will be extended northward along California’s border.  The People’s Utopia will pay for its wall.

Colleges and universities throughout the remaining U.S. immediately posted over 10 million job openings in academia administration and teaching positions (sans Liberty University).  Trump is creating more jobs than ever in the history of the world!

Gerry Brown would file the People’s Utopia under bankruptcy laws except that PUSS passed a law outlawing all laws.  Brown instead filed for a grant from the People’s Republic of China under their ‘come hither all communists’ grant program.  The People’s Republic unanimously declined the grant application.

This is an active situation.  Stay tuned for late breaking developments.                                                                     Notaloon,  April 1, 2017

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